Misc Copypastas

[Ace Corona]

Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and disgusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was previously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. get a real family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a million dollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont ever post your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot

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Remember the heavenly blessed beauty one? I can't remember anything else about it since those fags deleted OG misc

[Ace Corona]

I’m having problems copying and pasting, the words come out super small

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Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and disgusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was previously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. get a real family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a million dollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont ever post your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot

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I saw Layne Norton at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly

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I was there a few weeks ago at my usual Chipotle and there was a new guy working the tortilla press and meat, I could already see up ahead of the line he was being incredibly skimpy so I began to bertstare him from way back in the line so he would get the hint not to screw with me. Apparently the hint was not taken because when he started making my burrito I was literally getting half portions of everything, including about 2oz of steak and he quickly tended to the next customer and never looked straight at me the entire time as I was bertstaring him hard.

I was raging, and continued to bertstare straight through him, never even blinked. I could hear the next girl saying "excuse me sir, would you like any salsa?" but she didn't even exist to me. I stood there holding up the line bertstaring this phaggot until the line was so backed up he couldn't tend to anymore customers. He knew he was being bertstared hard and was getting all nervous and shakey because he knew he had no choice but to face me. He finally faced me while looking down and asked "ca..can I help yo..you??"

I didn't even mutter a word and continued to bertstare him while simultaneously pointing directly to the steak. He quickly added the right amount of steak and my eyes left his for a fraction of a second to verify it was the correct amount, then they locked straight back on him. I continued to bertstare him and never took my eyes off his while I went through the rest of the line, paid, and got napkins and condiments. I even walked out of the store and to my truck backwards while bertstaring him the entire time. As I was leaving I drove at a snails pace around the front glass windows bertstaring him though the windows from my truck.

Never saw that phaggot again, pretty sure he quit.

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I’m having problems copying and pasting, the words come out super small

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Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and disgusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was previously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. get a real family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a million dollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont ever post your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot

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I saw Layne Norton at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly

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I was there a few weeks ago at my usual Chipotle and there was a new guy working the tortilla press and meat, I could already see up ahead of the line he was being incredibly skimpy so I began to bertstare him from way back in the line so he would get the hint not to screw with me. Apparently the hint was not taken because when he started making my burrito I was literally getting half portions of everything, including about 2oz of steak and he quickly tended to the next customer and never looked straight at me the entire time as I was bertstaring him hard.

I was raging, and continued to bertstare straight through him, never even blinked. I could hear the next girl saying "excuse me sir, would you like any salsa?" but she didn't even exist to me. I stood there holding up the line bertstaring this phaggot until the line was so backed up he couldn't tend to anymore customers. He knew he was being bertstared hard and was getting all nervous and shakey because he knew he had no choice but to face me. He finally faced me while looking down and asked "ca..can I help yo..you??"

I didn't even mutter a word and continued to bertstare him while simultaneously pointing directly to the steak. He quickly added the right amount of steak and my eyes left his for a fraction of a second to verify it was the correct amount, then they locked straight back on him. I continued to bertstare him and never took my eyes off his while I went through the rest of the line, paid, and got napkins and condiments. I even walked out of the store and to my truck backwards while bertstaring him the entire time. As I was leaving I drove at a snails pace around the front glass windows bertstaring him though the windows from my truck.

Never saw that phaggot again, pretty sure he quit.

Lol I forgot about this one, legendary but I can't for the life of me remember what poster originally made that copypasta

[explosiveMidget]

I've had a crush on u for years (no homo)

[BlitzKrieg]

I'm looking for that Winnie the poo meme
-you forgot to say no homo
-forgot?
*sweating intensifies*